YO :D here to revive our beloved blog!
*mouth to mouth first aid thing*
okaay yes, it's alive (:
208 needs to get itself hyped-up again cause it's
CIP NEXT WEEK!*gasp*
*hyper-ventilate*
*run around in circles*
hmm here's something random to share (:
TEST SURVIVAL GUIDE.
CHAPTER 1: ten things to do when nature calls you (to the toilet) during a very hard, very tight test.
1. nah, that wont ever happen. Nature NEVER calls me. i never poo. i never pee. yay me.
2. HOLD IT IN. you can do it man. hold it there til teacher collects all the papers. BLADDER POWER! hoo!
3. take out your EMPTY water bottle from under the desk, chuck it under your skirt, and let it all go. BLADDER RELIEFFF. (dont ask me what to do if it's a big business)
4.take out your UN-EMPTY water bottle form under the desk, gulp down everything, and then pee everything out at one go (refer to instructions in number 3). return bottle to underneath the desk, and keep a mental note to NOT DRINK OUT OF IT.
5. always wear pampers. XXXL. super absorbent ones. try getting those with cartoon elephants at the bottom that change colour when the nappy is filled. handyyyy (:
6. pee on the floor and pretend your ""chrysanthemum-tea-filled water bottle""" leaked.
7. you think it's normal to pee on the floor and you pee on the floor. YOU THINK. (consequences: teacher signs you up for potty training courses)
8. you pee out 1 drop, then wait for it to evaporate. keep this up till you've pee-ed out all your pee, drop by drop.
9. you try thinking of other ways to get rid of your irritating pee. (dammit, why does it come during the test) you spend so much time thinking that before you know it, the teacher says "stop writing, put down your pens". you can finally pee, but your test is a goner (:
10. ASK THE TEACHER FOR PERMISSION TO MAKE A TRIP TO THE DEAR OLD TOILET, THEN COME BACK AND CHIONG THE PAPER. phew. wish i'd thought of this earlier.
Tadaa. (:
feel free to delete this post. it's crap.
and break my heart while doing so ):
xD
buckets of <3,
activity rep.
erm, hello guys =DD
this is maddds here. LMAO.
anyway, see my tag there? ----->
[it has probably sunk to the bottom due to the many floods or something, but whatever]
yup, lihong told me to post the picture here, so here i am =DD
initially i wanted to make it into a skin, or something..
but i realised i was too lazy to code it [yes my coding sucks]. bwaahahaa. and blame chinese sia. booo.
k, was just following lihong's instructions. heehee.
gotta go now. my hot date with chinese sia is coming up. seeya guys <3
ps. credits to
moargh for the brushes [actually i only used one, so scratch that and make it singular].
